{"product_id":"anti-work-distressed-hat-funny-corporate-nihilism-baseball-cap","title":"Anti-Work Distressed Hat - Funny Corporate Nihilism Baseball Cap","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"\" data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Official \"Should’ve Been an Email\" Accessory.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eLook,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e we get it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Another morning.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Another beautiful day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e And you’re indoors.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Trading your precious daylight hours for a paycheck that feels like digital chains.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eIf you’re currently practicing \"Quiet Quitting\" as a professional sport,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e this is your championship ring.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e This distressed,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e stone-washed dad hat was designed for everyone who has ever sat in a meeting that could have been a three-sentence email and slowly felt their soul evaporate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"\" data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Features (and your daily mood):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"\" data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Stone-Washed Vibe:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e This cap arrives with that vintage,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e broken-in feel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e It’s seen some things.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Mostly spreadsheets.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e (Note:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Each hat has a unique distressed finish).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"\" data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Slogan that Speaks for Itself:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Embroidered in high-quality,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e contrasting thread is the manifesto of the modern,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e overworked human:\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong class=\"\" data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"133\"\u003e\"YET ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY STOLEN BY THE SHACKLES OF EMPLOYMENT.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"\" data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUnstructured Dad Hat Profile:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Perfectly relaxed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Because your posture during an all-hands meeting sure isn't.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"\" data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAdjustable Metal Slider:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e One size fits all (all of us who just want to be somewhere else).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,4,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"\" data-path-to-node=\"12,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDurable \u0026amp; Low-Maintenance:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Just like you,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e until it hits 4:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e59 PM.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"\" data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eZoom calls (when you don't turn on the camera).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eWalking past your boss’s glass office.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThe \"I can't believe I came in for this\" commute.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThat coworker who is always \"circling back.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,4,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eA \"backhanded\" gift for your micromanaging manager.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eStop pretending.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Start stating the obvious.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Wear your disillusionment with pride.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"\" data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eADD TO CART (Before your next calendar invite).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"\" data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/7785\/5768\/files\/yasdrop_size_cap.png?v=1778580033\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Black","offer_id":52447654871320,"sku":"25220027337017121519","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Maroon","offer_id":52447654904088,"sku":"29974983639715997547","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Navy","offer_id":52447654936856,"sku":"23295006643207981233","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Charcoal Grey","offer_id":52447654969624,"sku":"13431717180370900022","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Pink","offer_id":52447655002392,"sku":"14855781461704119302","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Red","offer_id":52447655035160,"sku":"20844443727870369126","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/7785\/5768\/files\/Anti-Work_Dad_Hat_Shackles_of_Employment_Funny_Cap_black.jpg?v=1785138057","url":"https:\/\/yasdrop.com\/products\/anti-work-distressed-hat-funny-corporate-nihilism-baseball-cap","provider":"YASDROP","version":"1.0","type":"link"}