{"product_id":"premium-quality-i-lied-i-wont-be-ready-in-5-minutes-minimalist-embroidered-dad-hat","title":"Premium Quality \"I Lied\" I Won't Be Ready In 5 Minutes Minimalist Embroidered Dad Hat","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\"I Lied.\" (And Everyone Already Knows It).\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003eLet’s be entirely honest with ourselves: when you send that \u003cem data-path-to-node=\"18\" data-index-in-node=\"60\"\u003e\"on my way\"\u003c\/em\u003e text, you are usually still standing in your room trying to decide on an outfit, or staring blankly into the fridge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"19\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003e\"I Lied I Won't Be Ready In 5 Minutes\" Embroidered Dad Hat\u003c\/strong\u003e is the ultimate piece of loud, honest, ironic minimalism for anyone who is chronically, unapologetically late. Just a clean, bold, typography-focused statement stitched onto a premium silhouette. It’s a self-aware warning label for your friends, your partner, and anyone waiting for you in the car outside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003ePremium Craftsmanship \u0026amp; Fit Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22\"\u003eWe don’t believe in flimsy, promotional-grade headwear. This cap is designed with a premium, boutique-gallery aesthetic meant to sit perfectly in any modern streetwear rotation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"23\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"23,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"23,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eClean, High-Contrast Stitching:\u003c\/strong\u003e The custom all-caps typography is executed in dense, professional embroidery using standard premium thread. No frayed edges, no blurred serifs - just bold, sharp text built to last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"23,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"23,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100% Cotton:\u003c\/strong\u003e Built from premium, durable cotton that retains its structure while breaking in beautifully over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"23,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"23,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUnisex Low-Profile Fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features a classic 6-panel un-structured crown with a perfectly curved visor to deliver that effortless, casual look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"23,3,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"23,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFully Adjustable:\u003c\/strong\u003e Outfitted with a premium metal slide buckle closure at the back, making it a comfortable, one-size-fits-all staple.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"25\"\u003eWho Is This Cap For?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"26\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"26,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"26,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Chronically Late Friend:\u003c\/strong\u003e The absolute perfect, self-aware gift for the person in your group chat who keeps everyone waiting for an extra 45 minutes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"26,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"26,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStreetwear Minimalists:\u003c\/strong\u003e Anyone who loves simple, text-based irony and retro-digital\/Y2K-leaning casual apparel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"26,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"26,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEffortless Styling Days:\u003c\/strong\u003e The ideal \"throw-on-and-go\" accessory for bad hair days, morning specialty coffee runs, or casual weekend hangouts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/7785\/5768\/files\/yasdrop_size_cap.png?v=1778580033\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"30\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"30\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eQ: What is the quality of the lettering on the hat?\u003c\/strong\u003e A: The text is fully embroidered using high-density, solid professional thread. Unlike printed graphics that crack, peel, or fade in the wash, this high-contrast lettering is deeply stitched directly into the fabric for a premium, textured finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"31\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"31\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eQ: Is this hat adjustable for larger head sizes?\u003c\/strong\u003e A: Yes. The cap features an adjustable metal slide buckle at the back, allowing you to loosen or tighten the fit effortlessly. It is designed as a classic unisex, one-size-fits-all low-profile dad hat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"32\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"32\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eQ: How should I clean my embroidered cap?\u003c\/strong\u003e A: To preserve the structural integrity of the 6-panel crown and keep the white\/black embroidery looking pristine, we highly recommend spot cleaning with a damp cloth or hand washing cold. 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