Modern Horror: 9-5 Skeleton Tee

Trapped in a meeting that could’ve been an email? This tee gets it.

🖥️ Drenched in retro-glitch Windows ‘98 despair
☕ Featuring a soul-crushed skeleton in office drag
💀 Dark humor meets burnout-core aesthetic

This shirt isn’t just clothing - it’s therapy. It’s your resignation letter in fabric form. The limited drop your inner dead coworker would've reposted from the grave.

Wear it to work and make HR uncomfortable.
Wear it on weekends and still look employed.
Wear it till your soul auto-replies.

• Premium cotton so soft it feels like calling in sick

• Oversized glitch-core print (2025 meme certified)

• Guaranteed to get “Where did you get that?” 10x/day

• Ships fast, just like your will to live at 9AM

How to Pay (Even Without a PayPal Account)

At checkout, you’ll see a PayPal button - but you don’t need a PayPal account.
Here’s how to check out easily:

1. Click Pay With PayPal at checkout

2. Choose “Pay with Bank Account or Credit Card or Debit Card”

3. Enter your details securely - no signup needed

4. Done. Easy. Clean.