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Promoted to Existential Crisis T-Shirt – Viral Corporate Sadness Tee

Promoted to Existential Crisis T-Shirt – Viral Corporate Sadness Tee

$35.00 USD
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Congratulations! You climbed the corporate ladder... straight into an existential crisis.
This shirt is your official badge of burnout - because if you’re gonna lose your will to live in a cubicle, you might as well look good doing it.

Made for those who’ve mastered the art of smiling in meetings while questioning everything.
It’s sarcastic, brutally honest, and painfully relatable - just like your job.

• ID badge-style graphic with dystopian office vibes
• High-quality cotton that can survive emotional breakdowns & HR memos
• Limited drop. Just like your career hopes.

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