Mentally I'm Here, Physically I'm on Autopilot T-Shirt – Funny 9-5 Burnout Tee for Office Zombies

Feel like a ghost at your desk?
You’re not alone. This tee says what every 9-5 worker is too dead inside to admit:

"Mentally I’m Here. Physically I’m on Autopilot."

Whether you're stuck in traffic, zoning out in meetings, or pretending to care during Zoom calls - this shirt gets you.

Why You'll Love It:

• Relatable AF: Instantly connects with anyone who’s done the soul-draining 9-5 grind

• Ultra-Soft Fabric: So comfy you’ll forget you have responsibilities

• Conversation Starter: People will stop you and say “OMG, this is literally me”

• Perfect Gift: For overworked friends, coworkers, or anyone who hates Mondays

Wear it to protest corporate BS.
Wear it to feel seen.
Wear it to survive another day on autopilot.

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Because if you’re gonna suffer through capitalism, you might as well look cool doing it.

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